Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

dicks in vaginos

dicks in vaginos

dicks in vaginos

by Zjierb lover February 16, 2021

Big dick overload phenomenon

It's when Jeon Jungkook falls and trips over his own dick and acts stupid (said lovingly)

Jungkook fell over when he saw his hyung's handsome face and announced it to Twitter, successfully emitting the big dick overload phenomenon

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For legal reasons this is a joke

by Kooksnail May 24, 2022

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Dick touching

When someone keeps tell jokes about you or they trying to be funny and use you x amount of times

Yo quiet dick touching me

by Rolando_69 June 8, 2025

Dick Shark

Slang term for when a guy gets an erection while spooning someone.

I stayed over at Kaden's last night and woke up with a dick shark attacking me.

by The Notorious S.I.G. August 6, 2016

dick-buddies

when two niggas suck each others dicks as friends

an example of dick-buddies would be tymo and najo or ali kilani to niggas around him

by biscuit anonymous March 26, 2022