Schrödinger's shit

When you flush the toilet with the lid down and walk away. The toilet is now clogged and unclogged until the act of observation.

Damn it, he left a Schrödinger's shit, I can't believe I have to plunge someone else's crap.

by Xesmuclaro January 15, 2022

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holy shit

when reddit 100 wholesome big chungus keanu reeves moment happens !!1 🙀🙀🙀🙀

guy 1: holy shit

guy 2: holy shit

by oatmeal oatmeal oatmeal oatmea May 23, 2021

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flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.

bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....

by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012

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Someone who leaves a mark on your life you hope that no one else notices. You do your best to clean them up right away attempting to hide any odor, or prevent further markings. Later, you give them a good scrubbing, hoping they have not permanently stained the fabric of your existence

You thought she was all that, but after a little more time together, you were glad she only met a few of your friends, so hardly anyone saw the shit stain she left on you

by Reverend Fister April 18, 2018

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