by MagicPotatoe33 April 10, 2018
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Yes. That's how I know you're letting someone impersonate me. You're doing amd saying things I said under a different name, but not in the context in which I said it, and it's clear that someone is instructing you to do this. You need to bring that person to me immediately. You need to stop letting them lie behind my back.
Hym "Yeah, for real. They are just making shit up. They are making up a counter-veiling narrative that they can 'choose to believe.' And going 'Hym is saying this. Imposter says the opposite.' And then they choose what belief to have regardless of what is actually the case. It's somebody lying about being the rape-defender and then idiot women carrying water for them because the fucked."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
by Stoney69 August 18, 2022
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