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shit-tective

A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.
You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!
by shit-tective steve October 10, 2019
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Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.
The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him
"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"
by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023
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Shit through a strainer

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.
I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.
by Theginger_binger October 26, 2018
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Shit

*In urban slang, this is a very complex & versatile word. It’s intended meaning will depend highly on context in which it’s used. (At times, may be unclear.)

**May potentially be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

1. Adj. Meaning that something is either very good or very bad.

1a.) When preceded by the words ‘the, that, this’ etc., (“the shit”) this phrase indicates the subject being referred to should be regarded as really good or desirable. (Interchangeable with “the bomb.” )
1b.) When used as a stand alone description word or to articulate an opinion, without the preceding words ‘the, that, this’ etc. this indicates the subject to be of poor quality, considered to be bad, indifferent or undesirable. (Also “crap” or “blah”)

2.) Noun or Verb. Used as a response of indifference. As if to say ‘nothing’ or ‘nothing important.’

3.) Used as a proclamation of emotion. May be positive or negative, indicated by context & infection of voice.

**This is only an example of some of the ways this word has been adapted to mean many many things, and most likely has many other entries/examples that could also be included.
1a.) “This sandwich is THE SHIT!” (I really like it or it’s really good. )

1b.) “Man, that game was SHIT!” (I didn’t like it, it was no good, of low quality.)

2.) Friend asks

What are you doing tonight?”

You respond with

“ shit.”

*This indicates you’re doing nothing, you don’t have plans or you’ll be doing nothing of importance. Generally may be followed up with, “why, what’s up?” - as in, I’m not doing anything important (if there’s something better available ) why? What do you have in mind or what’s going on?

3.) “SHIT!” - shouted when someone recalls something important they forgot to do. As in, oh no! Or replaceable with “damn!”

“Oh shit.” In a manor or sympathetic response to a story. Illustrating the listeners empathy, opinion or acknowledgement.

“Shhiiit” As if to say ‘I don’t believe that’ or ‘I don’t agree.’ Or even ‘I’m surprised (subject) wasn’t worse/different/more’ etc.
by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021
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Shit Box

Used to describe something with a horrible smell. Bad smelling.
(Walks into the locker room)

Gabby: It smells like a shit box in here.

Kelsey: I know, it smells disgusting.
by aliengabbs2 October 18, 2010
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flash-minute-shit

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....
by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012
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