Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

You get what you vote for

A phrase to say to people when they vote for politicians that everyone was warning would screw up everything when they start complaining that everything is getting screwed up.

Person 1: I can't afford anything in this economy! What am I supposed to do!

Person 2: You get what you vote for!

by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024

Snakes be with you

Curse you / curses be upon you

Used to express disdain or when teasing

“I hate you.”
“Snakes be with you!”

by Sneakysnake101 September 28, 2025

put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick

ill put it on you like lipstick

by mayhem/adamdog23 January 31, 2022

rob you

To give away free shoes. Usually after you took their shoes in the first place. Ya dig

I like you so much that I'm gonna rob you

by Elvis dogooder July 19, 2021

Have you tried kicking him in the grapes?

The first thing you should ask to someone who is being harassed by a man.

Have you tried kicking him in the grapes?

by yrgh October 4, 2025

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by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020