Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011

shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015

Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025

Shit

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Man 1: Did you watch shit last night?
Man2 : Oh you mean TASM2? Yeah I did.

by 40404 December 29, 2021

Packing a Shit

when someone is in a bad mood they’re “packing a shit”

“where’s alex keen”
“oh just outside”
“why?”
“he’s packing a shit”

by MOMMYMILKER69 May 13, 2022

shit

poop

Gary shit himself.

by me12345669 January 9, 2019