School

A prison that gives you never-ending school work and forces you follow the strick ass rules and to go or you'll get fined for not going.

Person 1: I fucking hate school
Person 2: Me too, especially the mondays.

by Blazinglyfastpulse October 30, 2019

School

Shit that won't help you how to get rich as Elon musk.

Me at School:

"How the fuck will math help me get rich?"

The School: "Idk, but sin cos tan."

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

School

A fancy word for jail

Do I have to go to school

Jail is very important um...I mean school

by Samso-so January 6, 2018

Skip school day

December 4th is national skip school day, the teachers can’t get us in trouble if the whole school was off, so remember everyone skip school on December 4th!!

“Hey Eilidh, are you going to school tomorrow”
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”

by Secret penis worker December 3, 2019

Penn Cambria Middle School

The school that wants parents to believe has everything under control. While walking the hallways, hearing racial slurs and young boys moaning is not uncommon. Do the teachers do their jobs right? Of course not! You can usually spot the difference between a PCMS student and a normal student by looking for some of these traits: Dog collars, Privileged, and curly haired homophobic males. The best part about this school is their absolutely, positively AMAZING dress code. Don’t believe me? Just ask our principal why a girl’s shoulders are arousing.

Hey aren’t you from Penn Cambria Middle School, the school who allows dog collars but not hats?

by your_mom.com September 6, 2021

Breed middle school

damn this school shitty asl, caught a roach lacking in my locker and a rat roaming around the manufacturing room. NIGGA THERE WAS A PERIOD BLOOD HAND PRINT ON THE STALLS.
MR.HAREASK
MR.ZIMK
THE WHOLE DAMN SCHOOLK

“yo u go to breed middle school”
“yea”
“move.”

by mrs. Louf April 22, 2023

school

six cruel hours of our lives

school is fucking stupid and i want to burn it down with the people still inside

by happy unicorns 809 October 14, 2021