Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

Shit chimney

Asshole

I took her home and plowed her right in her shit chimney

by Jinog March 1, 2025

piece of shit drill

We all know why you searched this, fellow heister, so i thought I'd give you the satisfaction of seeing a result from it

If you're this fucking bored to be searching payday references in urban dictionary, go watch youtube or maybe, hear me out PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

'Oxton: *middle finger* "Piece of shit drill!"

by Agent_Z March 1, 2025

《¤》I 《¤》Can《¤》Not《¤》Believe《¤》This《¤》Hot《¤》Shit《¤》

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《¤》I 《¤》Can《¤》Not《¤》Believe《¤》This《¤》Hot《¤》Shit《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Friend-shit

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.

Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.

by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025

Golden experience Requiem shit

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time

The golden experience requiem shit left on the toilet for 3 and a half hours.

by British better than french March 3, 2025

I told YOU to do it shit-lib

YOU. I DO NOT TAKE HINTS. THAT IS HOW TAKING A POSITION WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO.

Hym "I told YOU to do it shit-lib! So no! I'm not going to pay you to sit there and watch me while my rights are being violated. YOU do it. Scoop the shit out of your brain. Let me I that little meat Gundam of yours because YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DOING IT RIGHT. Holding up a little sign isn't doing anything. YOU doing the bare minimum IS NOT ME DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU ARE NOT ME.

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025