sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.

Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."

by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

Shit

Fortnite

Fortnite is the definition of shit

by I hate fortnite kids October 25, 2023

pile of shit

PUSSY, worthless, scared

Alex Nolton is a pile of shit.

by hehefuckyohoe November 8, 2023

Shitting ur Pants(SuP)

The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language

Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL

by Dulluie September 30, 2010

Shit

What comes out of the booty hole when you eat

Yoooo I juss took a fat shit

by Yopooobutt August 5, 2019

Piece of Shit

Scum of the Earth, good for nothing, waste of space, and overall horrible individual.

Man, I don’t know who is a bigger piece of shit, Laura, or Daniel. Competing for that title is the only thing those two contribute to society.

by Rosa V December 16, 2021