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Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned

2. “Damn
Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”

You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”
by Fuck piss May 5, 2024
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MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.
and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
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Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.
Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!
by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022
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Popcorn kiddie shit

I’m not doing this popcorn kiddie shit anymore
by Say.. October 22, 2017
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No shit, Sherlock.

When someone says someone is a dumbass and you become a smartass.
Sherlock: "It's cold today."

Watson: "No shit, Sherlock."

Sherlock: "F*ck you, Watson."
by cheerlover37 June 7, 2018
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shit has had a shit

An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.
‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’
by mids99 October 28, 2020
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Shit

by da bastard jon stark May 15, 2019
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