Shit Whistle

When your butthole lips the back of the toilet seat like the mouth piece of a flute and ye ol sphincter plays a shitty form of whistling Dixie as you let one rip.

So I went to the toilet ‘cause I had to take a dump. Now I sat as far back on the seat as possible cause I hate it when my dick kisses the inside of the bowl, and and I proceeded to let loose. Now unbeknown to to me the better part of what was going to come out was a fart, and I guess I was just a little too far back on the seat. What came out was an ear piercing whistle shit. I achieved a Shit Whistle. My mind is blown.

by TheMummyHand August 12, 2021

Shit

Poop but cooler

Jake Paul is shit

by Cloked17 August 14, 2021

slim-shit

that ur a skinny piece of shit like shithead

oh my god shut up slim-shit

by ..joe.mama.. August 16, 2021

Piss and shit challenge

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A challenge for the most ballsy people

Just completed the piss and shit challenge, and it was riveting.

by Pyro 😎 August 18, 2021

DEEP SHIT.

When performing deep RECTALINGUS and you still can't reach the SHIT with your tongue.

SCOTT today I keep sucking and sucking your BUTTHOLE deep but you must have done DEEP SHIT. as I still can't reach my meal.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021

SHIT HITS THE FAN.

When you l stand in front of a fan after you smeared SHIT all over your body especially YOUR ASS.

I was in so much ecstasy when SHIT HITS THE FAN. as the best part is the DRYING EFFECT AND THE SHIT FUMES together.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021

Rainbow shit

An unbelievable occurrence, similar to oh shit or oh snap.

You got to be Rainbow shitting me?!?

by Ablued August 19, 2021