If you want to use your old handle, *click here*

Not that I can't prove it immediately.

Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Your Mom

Outer-Planetary

“Your mom is the closest galaxy to ours”

by James/Bond December 8, 2025

Get your dick out of my wallet

A phrase used to accuse someone of economic violence against a marginalized group or the working people. Directed against corporations, the government, insurance companies, car dealerships, banks, rental agencies, and other conmen.

"Inflation is occurring because of supply chain issues, I mean corona virus, I mean inflation, I mean tariffs..."
"You mean raw dogging, bareback Greed. Get your dick out of my wallet."

by LazyRooster December 9, 2025

Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.

Quit cranking your closet and come out already

by itchygabe December 10, 2025

Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.

Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025

Grab your ankles and say Pop

A saying to tell someone "Pull your head out of your ass"

Usually meant when someone is clueless, naive, dumb, or doing something stupid.

You're clueless. You really need to Grab your ankles and say Pop.

by anonymous December 11, 2025