When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 13, 2021
that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever
by anonymous crow February 24, 2024
by AirNomad July 09, 2021
mannnnnnnn dammmmmmmmmm bugs n shit up myyy asssssssss AMEN
by rinnaasmr simp n shit December 04, 2020
I yao mingds that shit last night.
I met a girl at a stoplight, then yao mindgs that shit until the sun came up.
I met a girl at a stoplight, then yao mindgs that shit until the sun came up.
by BrockLV July 15, 2008
The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.
He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .
by I’mBoomboombaby April 08, 2022