by Helloworld h20 December 17, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. by MinceFuck Cycle February 7, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. Nerd: I went to school!!! Jim: nobody cares! Nerd: why? Because its seven cruel hours of our lives. Nerd: *brain explodes*
by supor35 April 7, 2022
Get the SCHOOLmug. A school in Forest Hills filled with Hispanics, Polish, Italian, and other such races. Doesn't matter where they're from because they all swear they're gangster (they're not and if you want non-loser friends you'll have to act semi-gangster too). Most of the bitches are arrogant and ugly as fuck and all the kids in the school are the same person, there is no individuality. They all do the same shit and herd together like sheep. In terms of academics, the school is alright, most teachers are really good at what they do and can help you out if you do what you're supposed to in class, but if you act like a dick the teachers are obviously gonna hate you.
Kid #1: Yo I met some girl from Queens Metropolitan High School
Kid #2: Bro she's 100% a treesh save yourself.
Kid #1: Idk man she kinda seems different.
Kid #2: There's no way, give it up.
Kid #2: Bro she's 100% a treesh save yourself.
Kid #1: Idk man she kinda seems different.
Kid #2: There's no way, give it up.
by Mother Of Pearls September 12, 2019
Get the Queens Metropolitan High Schoolmug. Guy: does something bad
Teacher: go to the office
Whole Class:ooouuuuuu
Guy: and I'll just leave the school is gonna suspened me anyway
Teacher: go to the office
Whole Class:ooouuuuuu
Guy: and I'll just leave the school is gonna suspened me anyway
by Avie the chicken nugget November 6, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. Hearing your alarm clock at 6 wake you up you slam it to shut it down and a minute later your mom comes in your room and yells at you to wake up. You get out of your warm and cosy bed to eat a slice of bread as breakfast. You forget to shower and oh you don't have time for it. You put on some clothes and pack tour backpack with a fucking 100 kilograms of books and run out the door. You bycicle to school with the fucking backpack and you are late. The bycicle park is already full of other's bycicles and you just throw your bycicle somewhere.
You are late for class and the teacher teases you asking: 'Why are you late for school?' You say: 'I cou-' 'DETENTION!!' 'but-' 'ONE HOUR MORE DETENTION!!' And you take a seat all the way in the back while the whole class stares at you.
The bell rings and you go to the cafeteria and realize you don't have any money. Okay then I'll just starve here with my slice of bread?? The tables and chairs are filled with popular kids having 10 pounds of makeup on their face and having the newest iPhones. Ah well nokia does the same thing.
You go to your locker as a group of girls/guys walk up to you and beat you up and throw your books on the floor. The other kids not giving one fuck bout it.
After 7 cruel hours, You go home and take a shower and realize its almost 11 and still have homework to do. Finish some of them. And go to bed at 12. Waking up the next day like you had 1 minute of sleep.
And this goes on and on.
You are late for class and the teacher teases you asking: 'Why are you late for school?' You say: 'I cou-' 'DETENTION!!' 'but-' 'ONE HOUR MORE DETENTION!!' And you take a seat all the way in the back while the whole class stares at you.
The bell rings and you go to the cafeteria and realize you don't have any money. Okay then I'll just starve here with my slice of bread?? The tables and chairs are filled with popular kids having 10 pounds of makeup on their face and having the newest iPhones. Ah well nokia does the same thing.
You go to your locker as a group of girls/guys walk up to you and beat you up and throw your books on the floor. The other kids not giving one fuck bout it.
After 7 cruel hours, You go home and take a shower and realize its almost 11 and still have homework to do. Finish some of them. And go to bed at 12. Waking up the next day like you had 1 minute of sleep.
And this goes on and on.
by Viviannn September 25, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. when a guy usually a lonely dumbass decides to cum in the school bathroom stall, or if he is quick enough, cums in the open on the urinal and then runs out
by furrys must die December 31, 2021
Get the cum in schoolmug.