Squash Dicks

When two guys gently push their dicks into each other when soft. This is only acceptable when a high-five is not possible.

NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!

That guy had no hands so we had to Squash Dicks!

When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.

by anonymous October 21, 2025

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019

window dicking

A male who fraternizes sexually with four or more different partners within a short period of time (one week maximum) with absolutely no commitment before or after the encounter.

The only sin is window dicking.

After too much window dicking, it now burns when I pee.

by Chiddlesworth89 July 1, 2017

Dick

Any group of more than one donkeys

“Did you guys see the dicks on that dick over there? “ Yea I did! That was a huge dick of huge dicks!”

by Nybrok January 5, 2021

dick

a penis

i have a dick
no no nooo its i have a penis

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Ohio Dick Party

When three dicks are fucking one vagina at the same time while in the back of a pickup truck.

Let's please not have an Ohio Dick Party

by BitchKillaCop(ass)Filla November 7, 2017

wickedy dick

An admirable or aesthetically pleasing penis.

He sent me a picture of his penis and it was one wickedy dick.

by Merdy97 March 29, 2024