you cant preach if you cant teach

If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.

“ you cant preach if you cant teach David”

by Georgiewinter October 14, 2025

Are you a forum?

A tension breaker towards some angry person. If the angry person couldn't answer this, confused or gets annoyed, you win :). quoted by danjackknife

Person A, "You f**ker!"
Person B, "Are you a forum?"
Person A, "WTF?", continues to be mad
Person B laughs inside

by danjackknife April 1, 2021

Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.

Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!

by QuacksO November 14, 2020

If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

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If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021

lemonade that kills you

a super-caffeinated “charged” lemonade from Panera that may be responsible for several deaths

I’m at Panera drinking the lemonade that kills you.

by asamota December 11, 2023

We'll Kill You

ALREADY DYING BITCH! AND I LOVE IT! DYING IS MY FAVORITE! AND I WILL DRAG YOUR KIDS TO HELL WITH ME! AND THEN I WILL GET OUT AND LEAVE THEM THERE! BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU DID IT ME!

Hym "We'Ll KiLl YoU! DeRrRrRrRr!"

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025