DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

by Screte January 15, 2015

Fuck my balding head

An phrase that is uttered when a person is genuinely surprised. The person is likely to be an older individual, who sees how things seem to get more and more fucked up around him with each new day. The expression has little or no connection with another widely used one 'fuck my skull'

A:Fuck my balding head!The editors are at it again!
B:I agree.Fuck my sister!

by drone777 December 12, 2013

fuck hoes get money

Meaning you have sex with many girls or guys and you also get money, which is your main pursuit in life. Partner after partner but you are a baller.

Im a boss, all I do is fuck hoes get money.

by Hcnahme April 21, 2016

fuck off my bagel

said when someone copies your style or swag.

boy 1: look i got the same shoes as you.

boy 2: fuck off my bagel man!

by randelas April 26, 2011

Swag Me The Fuck In

Not to be confused with "swag me the fuck out" common lyrics by group Golf Wang. Swag me the fuck in implies swog, swadge or swug with good connotations.

Bruh I'm diggin' the headband fannypack combo! Swag me the fuck in!

Swag me the fuck in before I go cum on my own chin!

by thebootsybeast September 18, 2012

just fuck me already

What a girl says during sex when needy

Adrian: *rubs her left breast*

Lily: *moans* Just fuck me already. I need your big cock!
Adrian: *pushes in and starts roughly thrusting*

Lily: OMG!!!! HARDER!! YEEESSS HARDER!!!

by BigCocklover333 October 12, 2020

get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane

A quote from Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Snakes on a Plane.

He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.

by teepee997 November 10, 2010