On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.
by Midnightsky123 January 04, 2021
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Reveal your secrets day

A day where if anyone keeps a secret from you, you can ask them to reveal it, and by law they must. Takes place on January 12th
Guy 1: dude, this game is amazing!
Guy 2: what game are you playing?
Guy 1: sorry, it’s kinda nsfw so I’m gonna keep it a secret.
Guy 2: you have to reveal it, it’s reveal your secrets day.
by BlueFurry December 19, 2020
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The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 07, 2023
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your mothers chin

a word to be usesed as a response or comeback
mom:whens the last time you did the dishs
me:your mothers chin
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Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis
by buttfart33 November 30, 2023
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Stroking your shit

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now
by buttfart33 November 17, 2023
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