Picking their dicks

The act of sitting around with your friends or colleagues and wasting time, especially when using your jock brain.

Those guys had no ambition or hustle. They just sat around all day picking their dicks.

by Bill Willcox March 6, 2017

Dick

A male reproductive organ that attracts gay/bisexual males as well — heteronormativity is real and it’s oppressive.

“Hey! You’re gay and I’m gay... may I play with your dick?”

“Of course you can! I used to think that only women were allowed to play with my penis, BUT NOW THAT I’VE REALISED THAT I’M GAY... MEN CAN TOO!!!! Who’s dying, really?”

by Elsa Buttersworth December 5, 2019

Dick

A person that looks up dick in the urban dictionary

You are a dick

by f2f hfg October 5, 2017

Larry dick

A small, unimpressive penis

Everyone laughed at Sean when they saw his “Larry dick”

by LittyMcTitty212 September 19, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 5, 2024

Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel

Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020