Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.

Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

All shit, no water

All shit, no water can describe a bad situation with unfavorable conditions. This includes a complex interplay of various circumstances, potential negative outcomes, and emotional distress, often characterized by uncertainty, risk, and a perceived lack of control. It can manifest in various forms, ranging from personal crises and interpersonal conflicts to broader societal challenges and global emergencies, each demanding careful assessment, strategic decision-making, and resilience to navigate effectively.

Ah, all shit, no water! I forgot my history homework, the teacher gonna kill me!

by yellowunocard August 14, 2025

the shitting effect

a mental phenomenon that occurs after somebody takes a shit. following the shit, the person forgets important tasks they were planning to complete before the shit.

I hate the shitting effect -- it's why I got detention for forgetting my homework.

by Bill Slime August 15, 2025

oh shit

When you try to find a normal definition on Urban Dictionary and people turn it into a sex joke. But hands to you, if you try to find a normal definition on urban dictionary then you are a gay psychopath

Person 1: searches anything on UD
Person 1: oh shit! I hate this NSFW s*x joke!
Person 2: you asked for it 🙄

Person 1: oh shit! I am dying!

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 19, 2025

shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi

a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants

Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon

by GacDcTc August 23, 2025

type shit

type shit

cool dude #1: type shit
cool dude #2: type shit

by cool due #13 August 26, 2025