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School is hell except for that one class in 6th grade with the semi cool social study’s teacher that roasts the annoying fat ass that thinks moaning loudly in the middle of class is funny and doesn’t stop when people tell him to shut his god damn mouth for once. Then when you ask him if his mom loves him he ether starts crying or moans more. Back to the point school is for accidents.
Everybody ever: shut your god damn mouth Mrs Bitchatris I will need to find the r value of the line best fit of a graph that confusing enough to the kid who forgot some chromosomes in his moms asshole to start a school shooting.

Mrs Bitchatris: is that backtalk I hear?!
by XXXFapMaster69 February 19, 2020
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Houston Jr/Sr High School

For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went

Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*
by Bella the princess November 5, 2023
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school is like prison with no cells
by makaylar February 22, 2019
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school

A building that looks like (and is) a prison. It's the thing that wasted our childhood. It's also the thing that causes bullying, depression and suicides. It's filled with people who we call teachers - people who force you to learn the randomest shit that won't even help you in life. They give you homework - something that wastes your only free time. School is also filled with other kids that only care about drugs (unless they grew up in a good family). If you keep getting bad grades and fail because you don't understand the shit teachers say, then too bad. If you ask a teacher to help you understand the material, they won't give a fuck. To sum it all up, school is bad for your mental health. If you need to learn something, there's this thing called Google.
Ben: Man, I hate school.
Joe: I know.. It's so useless!
Ben: Yeah, like, if i need to learn something, then i can just Google it.
Joe: And THIS is what our childhood is ruined with.
by bloxiank November 17, 2019
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School

School = hell
School = hell
by Patrice and EWOK October 17, 2019
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School

School is what i call, waste of your fucking time, waste of money, and waste of your remaining life
It is a legal conventration camp with a built in cafeteria.
Basically Auschwitz.
Call it whatever you want, Hell, Nazi Germany, prisons, concentration camps, being black in the Confederacy.
Person 1:School is bullshit.
Person 2:Yes. It is bullshit.
by R983 October 11, 2022
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Alonso High School

AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.
by Coach Key October 5, 2022
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