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national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
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Your

Jefes legal version of “you’re”. Unable to ever be challenged or corrected by an individual specifically named joey
by Father McKinley June 11, 2024
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cringe at your actions

I wonder if the people who wrote urban dictionary definitions in 2004 when they were fifteen years old ever think about what they wrote
people who were 15 in 2004 are 35 now. feel old and cringe at your actions. I already cringe at my actions from two years ago dude
by toasterbounce June 11, 2024
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post your type day

The day you post a image or video of someone who resembles your type

Example: a celebrity, your partner etc
Central cee is my type i should post him for post your type day
by Camjune June 11, 2024
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Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024
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Fuck your chickenstrips

I love you” “fuck your chickenstrips”
by Badb99 June 12, 2024
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your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
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