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Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome
by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022
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Woman

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Woman in Sports

Aliyah Funschelle. Logan Olivia is can also encompass a woman in sports but not to the same extent as Columbia Grad, Aliyah Funschelle
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gypsy woman

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