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Turd Immunity

(noun) the phenomena where one's mind accepts shitty and unsubstantiated theories, "fact", and/or views from a crazy uncle, solely because it somehow supports one's often privileged, sociopathic, or depraved viewpoints. Often one will use vocabulary that they do not understand. Also often occurs in fields where one is an expert because the read some "stuff" on the Internet.
Johnny said the COVID-19 shelter in place is stupid because Sweden has no restrictions and relies on herd immunity and this showing the rest of the world is stupid.

Johnny has turd immunity, because there is not reason to think the percentage of Swedish people that have COVID-19 antibodies is more than 10% and herd immunity usually requires 80-90% of people to have antibodies but believing this would allow Johnny to go outside and do what ever he wants w/o distancing and a mask (my body my choice) as tons of people are still getting sick and dying.
by CaliWiseGuy April 20, 2020
mugGet the Turd Immunitymug.

hiroshima turd

An individual has to shit extremely bad and holds it in for an extended period of time. When they finally find a toilet, unbuckle, place on the toilet seat, cut loose, and the shit pile in toilet resembles a mushroom cloud. Looking like cauliflower sticking out of the water.
Eric had to shit terribly bad, however McDonald's was closed. When he finally got home he unleashed a hiroshima turd. All civilians were killed upon detination.
by Darknessthemexican December 10, 2006
mugGet the hiroshima turdmug.

turd-wank

A male who is of disrespectful manner to a female stranger. Particularly with sexual requests or intentions. Turd wanks tend to be very conceited (i.e. someone who talks 'at' you and not 'to' you.), devious and annoying.
Liz: "I was visiting italy once, and while i was sitting on a staircase with my friend, this complete turd-wank came up to us and started trying to make conversation with us. Then we had enough and walked away and he was like 'wait! will you let me take you to dinner?! I will buy you a dress and you can keep it if you make love to me!'. "
by Liz R. and Justin N. January 23, 2009
mugGet the turd-wankmug.

turd mongrel

1).A turd comprised with chunks of undigested food such as corn

2).Multiple turds from different donors stuck together, usually found in port-o-pottys and gas-station restrooms
"After eating that corn today, next time i shit there's gonna be a huge turd mongrel in the toilet"
mugGet the turd mongrelmug.

turd gen

a third generation camaro made from 82-92 usually having the infamous turd 305 engine and automatic transmission that needs paint and bodywork.4th gen V6's can usually beat them , especially the 3.8 lol/when your third gen v8 camaro runs 15-16's in the quarter mile/spray painted interior that looks about ghey
Brandon ran his turd gen at tha local 1/8 mile strip and got a 10.50 out of it(turd)
Damn brandons 1991 305 Camaro RS Automatic is frikin hawt!, Its got spray painted interior(blue) with Lightning Audio Subwoofers in the back , complete with autozone breather and walmart floor mats .... what a turd gen
by henrypissesuoff March 27, 2007
mugGet the turd genmug.

punk turd

A stupid girl who likes to be all up on other people's boyfriends and thinks that playin with people's emotions is a freakin frackin game!! but it's not BIATCH!
aun joli ferguson is a freaking punk turd cause she's always on other people's people!!
by jada berry August 13, 2006
mugGet the punk turdmug.

Turd Burglar

This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.
Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit!
by Bob Schway May 23, 2006
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

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