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Donald Trump 

The man who saved America from career politicians and made all the liberals cry because none of them can handle facts. He is THE GREATEST PRESIDENT America has ever seen and anyone who says other wise is a giant baby who gets spoon fed bullshit by news networks like CNN and thinks a literal pedophile would be a better president.
Crybaby liberal: OMG Trump is such a racist why is he calling it the China virus? That’s so racist!

President Donald Trump: It comes from CHI-NA! It’s not racist.
Donald Trump by dic...tionary December 19, 2020
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Donald Trump 

A fucking dumb ass piece of shit prick who can’t even fucking read a damn sentence and who fucking preys on his own daughter like the nasty ass bastard he is.
Person #1: hey friend, who’s that dumb ass pice of shit prick who can’t even read a damn sentence and who also preys on his daughter like the nasty bastard he is, again? I can’t remember his name.

Person #2: oh that guy. Lemme think… his name is on the tip of my tongue. Hmm… oh! You’re talking about Donald Trump!

Person #1: Oh yes! Thanks for the reminder 💜

(Anyways, besides that fact that trump fucking sucks ass, stream BTS Permission To Dance yall!!!!) 💜💜💜💜
Donald Trump by DBangtanLY July 28, 2021

To pull a Trump

do dodge a simple yes/no question by overwhelming the opponent with meaningless demagoguery. I'm copyrighting this phrase.
"To pull a Trump": Dude, you just pulled a Trump
To pull a Trump by muzzzzzy July 19, 2016

son of a trump 

The worst insult anyone can call you.
Man 1: That son of a trump ate my hot pocket!
Man 2: You didn't!

Bless Donald Trump 

Wishing good will on #45, the Commander and Chief, even if you don't like him or his Administration.

Taking the moral high road.
Man I hate the Donald Trump Administration, but you know what - "Bless Donald Trump"
Bless Donald Trump by Grace2You December 4, 2020

Hot Donald Trump 

(Noun) - Human fecal matter found desposited in the cup of one of the 18 holes at a Trump-branded golf course .
"Dude, I bridied the first hole at the Trump National in LA, and when I reached down to get my ball I realized someone had dropped a Hot Donald Trump in the cup."
Hot Donald Trump by Hot Franklin January 31, 2021
The scary reality that a fascist is legitimate candidate for president.
Did you see that guy wearing a Trump2016 shirt beating a Muslim.
Trump2016 by Dkek July 5, 2016