toolbandit

Oh hes a toolbandit (some one who sucks a mans penis )

I wouldn't go to sleep with him in the room once the lights are out i here he's a toolbandit

by Urban w July 6, 2022

tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis

Oh your sister is a real tool bandit

by Urban w July 8, 2022

Toofs

also known as a Hatch

Toofs, is that you? Or is that Hatch?

by Hatchin Toofs July 11, 2022

TOOLEY’D

To be played songs by the worst dj Nottingham and bassline ‘tooley’. It’s in the name, the man’s a tool

Hey fin did you enjoy bassfest? ‘No mate, got tooley’d ffs’

by Blem69 July 22, 2022

Tool

Dick

I gave that girl the tool later that night and she loved it.

by Road hustler September 6, 2022

Toolbag

1. Someone who does not act in good faith
2. Someone who does not repay with empathy a favor received previously see thinking of themselves only
3. Synonym for douchebag

Term can be prefaced with an adjective like raging, fucking, moronic to further refine how horrible this person may be acting

Random scenario...
Keith: get me a job...I'll help look out for you when I am on the team and am no longer unemployed
Scott: I got you a job.

One year later ..
Keith: Sorry, Scott, wait your turn for a promotion or leave.

In this scenario because Keith is being really mean boys and girls he's a FUCKING TOOLBAG because he only thought of himself.

by EggsRSides September 13, 2022

Tool

Derogatory term for a male loser, chauvinist, douchebag; synonymous with "dick" -- "tool, specifically referring to the male genetalia, i.e., his penis; his dick; his tool.

What a tool!

by Legit AF November 8, 2022