Bruh ma weed

You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.

Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed

by BruhMaWeed May 8, 2018

The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.

"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."

by Dr15$ November 12, 2023

Weed Farm

A Group created on Whatsapp exclusively for weed lovers for sharing their MaryJane's intoxicating experience.

Yo Weed farm Brothers !!!!

by ViShaL SinGh May 4, 2015

Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

violet weed

Violet weed is an amazing person and like such a good musician (shes on spotify)(listen 2 town of tattoos) shes so talented and i love her SO MUCH shes genuine and kind and gorgeous and amazing and SO TALENTED AND GREAT AT LIKE EVERYTHING she doubts her abilities but literally nails everything every single time. i love her so much.

Me: Have u heard the new violet weed song?
Dy: OMG NO?? ANOTHER GREAT SONG FROM MY FAV SINGER/SONG WRITER/MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST??

by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! May 3, 2023

Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.

I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.

by Trillith November 27, 2021

a cap of weed

when weed is in the bowl

a cap of weed we smoked last night was loud

by Hdbehfbruen October 6, 2019