Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play football.
When I went to McDonalds I got a Big Mac and it didn't look shit like the one on the comerical. That Big Mac was Two Hand Touch!!!
by WCFC2005 November 20, 2005
One of the dirtiest sexual acts possible.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
by J4miem December 24, 2010
Term for stolen pistol that is going to put you in jail if the police find it on you. Pistol is also often a cheap poorly made pistol as well.
by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016
One of the worst shows on television. Unfortunately, it has high idiot appeal, and therefore does well in the ratings.
A: Hey, you want to watch Two and a Half Men?
B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.
B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.
by vandelayindustries January 16, 2011
Noun.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.
Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
Plural: Canadian Two by Fours.
Definition: Two 4x4 posts bolted/screwed/glued together, to make a single approximately 4x8 board. Invented by a Canadian contractor working on a very overbuilt deck.
by Scarab November 30, 2004
The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.
"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"
Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc
Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc
by Asty von Ferguson October 06, 2005
My neighbor watches two and a half men
by Farquaadthelittle July 11, 2018