Jesus phac

Jesus phac: An exclamatory statement used to illustrate a powerful emotional reaction or feeling

Ex. 1) **Stubs toe** "Jesus phac!"
Ex.2) "Jesus phac, nothing like going to church on a Sunday morning."
Ex.3) "Oh no, I'm late for work! Jesus phac!"

by Call Urself August 19, 2022

mock Jesus

Extremely fast

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

by Tdtseit September 12, 2022

Bridge Jesus

The creator of bridges, the god of memes, and to all is the most sexy thing in existence. He pwns Minequaft noobs in Bed Wars and creates bridge eggs with his mind. He is truly a Bridge Jesus.

Damn, that manz just pwned that nub in Minequaft Bedwares. That's MLG pro, litty litty litty like a Bridge Jesus.

by neckslapper November 28, 2017

Jesus freak

Originally, dating back to the late 1960s and early 1970s, it was a term used to describe counterculture people, or hippies, aka "freaks" who were part of the Jesus movement. However, later on it was used as a pejorative against anyone who was a particularly devout Christian and especially vocal about it, even if they were rather square and quite the opposite of counterculture or hippies. This is typically how the term is used today.

Jesus freaks
Out in the street
Handing tickets out for God

by Datch Guy July 5, 2022

Jesus Fatigue

The mis-spelling of "Je suis fatigué" Also means that you are so tired, you turn into Jesus.

"I have jesus fatigue..."

"Jesus Fatigue..." "Quoi???" "Désolé, *Je suis fatigué"

by LogLegoMan21 May 24, 2019

Jesus Boner

Literally jesus’s holy erected dick

“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”

by DickSucka69 March 5, 2018

jesus tea

jesus tea is something you drink. it is holy. like me. gina linetti is holy. listen to jesus by drippy d on spotify because yes. we love jesus tea. we know all his secrets.

i like jesus tea

by gina linetti is fuckin great May 27, 2020