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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
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Mike

Name of your only gay friend.

Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.
You: “Hello Mike”

Mike: “are you ready?”

you know the rest
by Logan hugil March 21, 2025
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Kill Mike Pence

A phrase used during the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol which was either a genuine threat, or as the Republican Party has argued “legitimate political discourse”. Former President Trump said “it’s just an expression”. Try it next time your team loses a game or you stub your toe.
by Giant Choad February 7, 2022
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Mike Stone

A Mike Stone is the definition of 'bitchboy'
Stop being such a Mike stone and get of the phone
by GrantR January 3, 2017
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They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike

KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1
They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)
by Envitish May 5, 2022
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Miking

To down a bottle of rum before fucking
Jo was miking so you know her going on her tonight.
by Miller96 September 24, 2020
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Mike Denver

Mike Denver overwhelming handsome and at the same time have a sense of humor and his voice makes you melt he has a face of an angel, He will make you laugh wen you're in hard times keep him cuz he deserves everything
Mike Denver is my favorite person ever “
I know right, what’s life without him"
by bvnnyverse07 May 13, 2022
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