Text Limbo

That awkward moment when you and your friend start saying something over chat at the same time, but stop in order to see what the other person will say. Silence will ensue.

Fred Larraby: Talking to my friend right now over text.

Krishna Patel: What is he saying?

Fred Larraby: I don't know, he was texting something, then I wanted to say something, but he stopped. Now I'm waiting for him to say something, I guess this is text limbo.

Fred Larraby's Friend: What was he saying!?

by Wustah August 11, 2016

text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!

Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.

by von groovy July 19, 2024

Runaway text

When you text someone and the recipient doesn't respond but you continue to text over a period with no more than 30 -45 minutes in between messages. The most dangerous involve speculation of the recipient's current situation. And responses by sender to possible reactions from recipient.

Her: Was that you with Belle earlier?

Me:zzzz
Her:so it was?!

Me:zzzz
her:I hope you enjoy stds becausim sure you got em now
Me: zzzz
Her:i hate you and hope you die
Me: hey I just woke up and read your Runaway text

by Awes0me_sauCe July 31, 2021

Text you

Often used as an expression to meet up with friends.

Text you at fivish!

by Bilbock September 10, 2022

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.

I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!

by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023

Bitch Text

A text sent to force another person to accept what the sender wants without allowing input from the person receiving the text. Such A text is designed to be a way for the sender to establish a result they want regardless of how it will impact others, while not allowing the recevier of the text to have any input.

Joe sent a Bitch Text to his Mother who was expecting Joe to drop off her Grandson to visit indicating “wondering if would be ok if we cancel because I am tired, I appreciate your cooperation.”

by Sudden Sam June 28, 2025