Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 27, 2022

smash the rat

to do cocaine by snorting a line

Brian: Did you smash the rat at the rave yesterday?
Mike: No, I don't do coke

by snortex November 26, 2017

Smash December

From December 1st to December 31st you Have to smash at least once or twice that one month there is no limit of the amount of times you can have sex. But you must have sex during Smash December

Me and my Girlfriend had sex multiple times during “ Smash December “

by Clout queen November 27, 2018

Kimmeh Smash

When a person destroys anything within arms reach regardless of sobriety.

Where did that vodka bottle go on the counter? Did someone Kimmeh Smash?

by Big Betty Swallocks November 23, 2021

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 14, 2017

pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 10, 2017