when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
by happilysmythe March 25, 2022
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so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
so he called me over to bang, but he was just a shart slurper. he layed down on the ground and i got in a hammock above him and gave him something to shlurp on, McAfee style.
by danny mcfart April 2, 2022
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A dope ass nigga who smokes 2 loud packs a day and gets all da girls. But. he rejects their asses cuz he is taken by the best girl to ever exist: Anzara. Dis nigga goes round and pulls up on other niggas cribs wit weed and shit. He got one of the hugest dicks the world has ever seen. If you need a loud pack he got yo ass covered. Dis nigga also smokes high quality weed, 2 kg a day. Dis boi strong af.
by Big Dawg in da hood April 25, 2022
Get the Sartaj mug.The true embodiment of "fruity". If compared to a porkchop, he would choose to be a platypussy. Sartous also means you smell like onions and blumpkins...
Man did you see sartous, he looks the way a flower would smell.
Mannnn did you smell sartous, coulda swore he was a trap house shit smelled so rank
Mannnn did you smell sartous, coulda swore he was a trap house shit smelled so rank
by Sartous June 27, 2022
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They also act like they're a sigma person, but actually, they aren't capable of getting a person in a relationship with them, so they act like they are not in a relationship voluntarily.
They also act like they're a sigma person, but actually, they aren't capable of getting a person in a relationship with them, so they act like they are not in a relationship voluntarily.
by PoseidonSaan July 12, 2022
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Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....
by Draksar July 22, 2022
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