Self Healing

Being single to save up for Gucci

"Why aren't you hitting on other girls?" "I am in the process of "self healing""

by RBVS October 05, 2021

Self-made Ejdlt

Self-Made Ejdlt is the sexiest mf ever seen on planet earth. He has sexy takes and will steal your bitch if you let him get too close

Me : OMG IS THAT SELF-MADE EJDLT?
Emma : YEAH HE'S SO CUTE😍

by ejdlt February 09, 2022

Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...

Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024

Self Bantz

Doing something that no one else but yourself will reap any sort of laughter from but you know inside that you have done it just for shits and gigs.

While on his own he posted shit in a letter to a random address who he has no connection to whatsoever to have self bantz

by SelfBantz March 01, 2018

Self-Asexual

When one enjoys to sexually please their partner but they do not, however, enjoy being pleasured themselves .

"Oh, I'm Self-Asexual, it's okay!"

by letsgetcats May 19, 2018

SELF-ANOINT

To Golden Shower oneself......and NOT on purpose!

To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........

Barry was known for "self-anointing " .......his crotch was always damp & dark....
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "

by Big R in Vegas November 03, 2018

Wild-self

The true you; outside of society, family and other cultural norms. Who you are in your natural state of being.

Love, you are so wild.

Ya I know, you wanna be your wild-self with me? Let's go dance in the rain.

by brandi bee love February 09, 2023