secondary

A woman or man that an individual has on the side for sex. Not the main thang, but a "secondary"

Yo bitch, get off my tip, you just a secondary ho.

by nyc nice January 16, 2008

scones

n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money

Have a nice day at the beach you lazy bastard, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!

by Blanodino May 6, 2011

5 Seconds Of Summer

An amazing band that ARE NOT a boy band although they consist of only four boys/men. The band is made up of Luke Hemmings who plays the guitar and is the lead vocalist, Calum Hood who plays bass and sings, Michael Clifford who plays guitar and sings and Ashton Irwin the drummer and singer. The boys are often shipped together, e.g Malum, and Muke. Many fanfictions of 5 Seconds of Summer can be found on Wattpad and online. 5 Seconds of Summer is called 5SOS for short, and god forbid if you say five es oh es, that is shameful and you will immediately be labelled as a fake fan. Calum Hood is oftenley mistook for being Asian but I can assure you he is not, and making that fatal mistake of saying he is or spelling his name with two l's is social suicide.

"Omg 5 Seconds of Summer is my fav band and I love Calum Hood the Asian one so much!1!1!1!"

by gl1tterbitch October 23, 2015

Second guess

To guess.

Utterly pointless use of the word "second" to convey no additional meaning but with the intention of appearing more intelligent than in fact. Much beloved of political reporters. See also Anytime soon.

The Tories are trying to second guess what UKIP will have as the main plank of their Euro-election manifesto.

by Global Reach My 4rse January 13, 2014

Scone Head

A Scone Head is someone who has a head like a Scone

OMG SAM, IAN HAS A SCONE HEAD

by MysticalMan January 13, 2011

10 second toke

Originating in Oakville, this sheer stroke of genius is guarenteed to get you high on a single toke. The struggling toker is forced by tradition to catch up by inhaling for ten seconds and holding it in as long as he can. The ten second toke applies to sober/first time smokers.

Cameron: Man, I could definately be more fucked
Connie: You know what that means? 10 SECOND TOKE!! TEN SECOND TOKE!!
Cameron: YEAH lets smoke this bitch!

by Kain, Chronnie January 6, 2008

grab a handful of second

The process of shifting your vehicle from 1st to 2nd gear, usually in a quick, violent fashion. The shift will most likely be followed by excessive tire spin.

"Those guys just jumped in their vette; you better grab a handful of second and get out of here!"

by michaelbolton1 August 26, 2009