two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

Buffalo Pump

Buffalo Pump: getting fisted buy a guy with really large hands so it feels like you just had sex with a buffalo.

Travis can’t walk from receiving that Buffalo Pump from Dan.

by Sweet Beaver March 5, 2025

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.

“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”

by Mm21 May 29, 2021

MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.

Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022

Lil Pump

a rainbow mop that thinks they can rap

i fucking lost brain cells listening to Lil Pumps new song

by jakeiscool69 August 2, 2020

Prime the pump

When a woman puts a condom on male genitalia before having sex.

Every good love should know how to prime the pump.

by Skegle king March 13, 2023