pussy whipped 

To be told what to do against your wishes and against what is right by your girlfriend / wife.

John should be playing golf with his mates this Sunday but because he is so pussy whipped he will be vacuuming and folding washing instead.

pussy whipped by John Holmes & the Pornos August 27, 2004

Pussy Whipped 

Where the male in the relationship has no control at all, as the female has such a firm grip on his testicles that if she says a command, he will do it. The female refuses to let go of the males genatalia for any reason that is detrimental to her achieving complete happiness.

He is rarely seen by his friends as the leash that he is kept on is never, if at all removed.

Optional traits of said female include a snobbiness of anything seemingly 'beneath her' and an incredible distaste for any other female her boyfriend may have any remote friendship with.

Person A: Me and X split up, I'll be coming out tonight!
Person B: Ah about time! We haven't seen you for weeks!

later that night

Person B: Hey, where's A?!
Person C: Oh didn't you hear? X wouldn't let him come out...
B: He said they split up :S
C: Yeah, they got back together... he's so pussy whipped

Pussy Whipped by Rob9 August 22, 2011

Pussy Hoarding 

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.

Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!

Pussy Hoarding by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011

Pussy Butter 

The freshly churned residue in or around a woman's hoo-haa after furious bunny humping. Notably, a smooth consistency and slightly off-white color are what relate it to butter.

Damn woman, that was hot, now go clean off that pussy butter and lets leave this toilet stall and go back to the paaarrrty!

Pussy Butter by Whorecrux June 20, 2010

pussy moss 

Green stains that occur in a woman's underwear when she does not change them frequently. P Moss for short.

"Polly, one of your nasty pussy moss pairs of underwear was in my hamper. Don't let it happen again or find a new place to live."

pussy moss by Dana & Ang January 2, 2008

pussy rich 

Having plentiful amounts of vag at your disposal.

When we're all out of this recession, Joe will be pussy rich from all of his exercise.

pussy rich by Pussy Rich Joe December 31, 2008

Pussy Clobberin 

You know. Pussy Clobberin. Clobberin that pussy. Its the hottest ethnic slang term For Sexual Intercourse since "smashin". Should only be used if one claiming to have clobbered said pussy, has a large/Giant cock.

"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -The Thing from the Fantastic Four
"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -Micheal Chiklis, the guy who played The Thing in the Fantastic Four movie.

Pussy Clobberin by High School Dropout April 24, 2010