An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more
Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML
by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023

by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018

The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.
by Iilw44 April 20, 2023

Originated from a north west + midlands rugby player, Curt Greene. An intense rugby hit which leaves the tackler dazed and usually injured. Not very fun to be on the end of. Has also changed into a punch of hit of any kind.
by ceej jones December 20, 2010

by anonymous November 15, 2018

"it got to the point I had to shag her. Absolutely smashed the guts out of it, I did. You should've seen it. Fanny like sandblasted beef tripe"
by Smear test August 23, 2017
