When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.
by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

by jusalilbitbatty May 30, 2024

A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.
That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper
by Chilifart April 10, 2024

Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids
Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024

Your special girl, no matter if you’re in an open relationship or like to occasionally sleep with someone else. You always come back to your special girl for the best sex and like to cum in her.
by Muckyfingers82 January 15, 2024

by Lul Sex god June 18, 2024
