Noodle Sucker

A translation of a pun in japanese made in the anime Daily Lives of High School Boys referring to a person who is attracted to ones physical appearance

Those girls are noodle suckers

Noodle Sucker by Autumn Variation February 16, 2025

Noodle Knob 

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

Noodle Knob by n00d1e May 4, 2025

Noodle Monkey 

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

Noodle Monkey by anonymous July 24, 2025

Noodle dick 

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

Noodle dick by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

Noodle-muppet

Noah

Noah is a noodle-muppet

Noodle-muppet by Nodlempet November 26, 2025

Noodle-Glitching

Being so high, your body starts to have nerve spasms and your body heats up so you feel so warm inside.

He enhaled so much smoke, his body started noodle-glitching uncontrollably.

Noodle-Glitching by Blyric559 April 8, 2026

Chicken Noodle Soup 

A code word for kissing on a date.
Most commonly used over the phone.

Walter: "dude say chicken noodle soup if you made out with her."
Jose: "mmm yeah i love chicken noodle soup. we should make some later."

Chicken Noodle Soup by Shmelena September 8, 2007