Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.

“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”

by apollomatic April 5, 2024

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025

Jerk Burglar

Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.

Bro, my house is covered in cum, I think a Jerk Burglar was here.

by 28getalife April 10, 2025

El Salvadorian jackal jerking

when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved

bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper

by end me42069 April 18, 2025

Juicy Jerk

A sex act in which the performing or receiving male ejaculates prematurely to overly lubricate his member.

'Last night Jenifer was giving me and old fashioned and I couldn't stop pre'ing in her hand. It sounded like she was juicing a lemon. It truly was a juicy jerk.'

by Beadlover November 1, 2017

Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.

Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

jerk

Popularised mainly in the US originally, this phrase (while sounding funny) is nowadays used in the UK to describe a stabbing, particularly in the drill scene and in general slang. This word is accompanied by other words, such as:
• yinging
• whooshing
• juicing
Just a reminder, knife crime isn’t cool. Don’t do it.

Person 1: “aye bro should we jerk him?”
Person 2: “nah nah it’s not like that bro lowe me”

by stabbing August 21, 2023