January

January is the month when you can take a break from NNN and jerk off as much as you want and you can slap all hoe's asses

Friend 1 : Oh two months ago NNN was very hard I couldn't even slap any asses

Friend 2 : It's January my friend it's your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020

January

January is the month when you get a break from NNN and you can jerk off as much as you want and also you can slap any hoe's ass

Friend 1: Oh two months ago NNN was very hard, I couldn't slap any asses too
Friend 2: Dude it's January, your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020

No hentai january

After no nut November the real deal is here. Hentai which stays for Non real porn such as anime, cartoons ETC. In january watching hentai is prohibited with jesuses premission. You get 1 pass everytime someone posts An Hentai GIF that is someone you have no connection.

Simp:yoo should we watch hentai together

Simp’s girlfriend: eyoo its no hentai january

by Greenwhatsyourproblem February 15, 2020

January 7 2004

the day that only the most elite of human-kind are birthed.

yo, you were born on January 7 2004? damn dog you probably fly as fuck

by ramenhut69 April 28, 2020

January 12

In this day the most beautiful, smart and kind person was born, Rosnell, once you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He's the one you'd die for.

Rosnell is a guy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring and also my smile (which is very rare to see), could make the strongest of hearts melt. His music taste is amazing and i always know how to lighten the mood.

-Sup rosnell wanna shart

-Bro you're amazing, I'm glad you were born in January 12
-Bro January 12 is the birthday of a legend
my discord is Rosnell#2579

by ArthurThePro September 12, 2020

January 1

A day to just sit and think about all the sad stuff that’s happened in the past year.

January 14th... hmm well there was that time with my family...

by Depressed bitch October 21, 2020

January 14

If you are thinking about dating someone born on January 14 then do it. It is the best birthday to date because they will love you and just be the best person

I cant wait to meet my new boyfriend he said he was born on January 14

by Bigniggiballs October 29, 2020