Irish greaser

When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.

Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.

by The dirty hunter October 3, 2022

Irish cream

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.

Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.

by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022

Irish wee

To leave a party or restaurant quietly without anyone knowing, skipping a bill, or disappearing from a gathering

“Mike did an Irish wee and was gone by 9pm!”
“She disappeared before the bill came out, must have done an Irish wee to avoid paying!”

by Rikku87 December 17, 2024

Irish Hello

Arriving late to a party, sneaking past everyone without a greeting to the bar for a few shots to catch up then coming out to say hello.

Shawn: Have you seen Scott? I thought he just got here and now I can't find him.
Kelly: Yeah! Where is he? We need to get him on the next round.

Scott: <just walking in> Hello! No need! I just had a few on my own!
Shawn: aw damn ye fer giving us the old Irish hello ye bastard

by Scylaxu March 12, 2021

irish comb

a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt

you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb

by shmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrr December 3, 2019