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Hockey

Some sort of rudimentary sport where white Catholic players are armed with sticks and beat the shit out of each other. I think it is still played in the north somewhere. Since afro's are too smart to live up there where it's too cold to screw, the contests are rarely shown on TV, especially when there's a golf tournament somewhere.
He: "I tell ya, that Wayne Gretzky is the greatest athlete of all time!"

She: "That's 'cause Afro's don't play hockey.
by hoze-a October 15, 2006
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Hacker

One who enjoys mis-using their internet connect to abuse system flaws. See exploits These are most common on Microsoft Windows.
I hacked A MS Box.
by mari0 December 14, 2003
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red hooker

A Red Hooker is one or an indivisual that attends Red Hook High School. Red Hookers are usually skanks and they hate they're rival town (Rhinebeck). Rhinebeck is a beautiful town with excellent shopping, excelling students in academics and sports, and has gorgeous students. Red Hookers are usually jelious of Rhinebeck's high sense of fashionable girls and they're capability to steal good looking Red Hook boys right from underneath them. And Yes bitch... we pop our collars.
A Red Hooker wears unmatching, tacky clothing.
by Collar Popper December 12, 2008
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Hockey

Pussies need not apply. Hockey players take catastrophic hits (like in football, except the guy is speeding at you twice as fast on skates), are expected to throw their bodies in front of 130km/h slap shots, regularly have bloody fist fights, and players have been known to break a bone on shift and yet stay on the ice only to score a goal...in other sports (HRM soccer HRM) they get pushed on the grass and they grab their chins in 'agony'. Unlike soccer, matches usually end with more than a single goal and four shots on net, and unlike basketball they don't have a hundred points only to have the game decided by a single one... if every basketball game is going to end 90-89 why not let them play for one minute and decide the winner from that. Hockey is the best mixture of both - its fast enough with enough goals and chances to make it exciting when one happens, and there isn't SO many goals that it becomes a non-event when one happens.
"Ya man, I watched the soccer match... it ended nil-nil and pretty much was them kicking the ball around in the center of the field."

"Yaaaaa well I watched basketball. They scored so many goals that I just stopped caring.

"I watched baseball dude. At least, that was before I slipped into the coma."

"Well I watched FOOOOTBAAAALLL RAWWRRRRRR...Rrrrrrr....rrrr...."

"I watched hockey...it was an exciting game all the way through..with 5 goals in total it made each one exciting and game changing without being so few that it becomes pointless to watch the game instead of the highlights...oh and did you see Crosby beat the shit out of Ovechkin?"
by charliee12 April 7, 2010
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Cracker Hacker

When having sex in the missionary position, the guy crumbles a pack of crackers into his unsuspecting girlfriend's mouth while she's moaning causing her pussy to tighten when she coughs and chokes from the crumbs. If it leads to vomiting, you've successfully achieved the Cracker Blaster.
I was fucking this girl last night that was so loose I had to use the Cracker Hacker just to feel anything.
by Two Tone May 20, 2008
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honker

A dinorsaur. First used in the comic book, Turok, Son of Stone. Native americans discover a lost world of dinosaurs.
Look out, Turok, there's a big-ass honker after you.
by Rastus Fuzzbottom September 22, 2004
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Field Hockey

Well as we all know every stupid fuckin woman needs a sport. So now we have Field hockey. Field hockey is by the gayest fucking sport known to man, worse than the WNBA. There are many reasons as to why this is a crime of a sport. 1. Trying to replicate ice hockey which lets be honest no one can do because its the most difficult of all sports. 2. The sticks are retarded looking. 3. The ball, yeah it looks like a shot put piece of shit. 4. Woman are so proud of the fact that they can "play" fockey when no one even likes this pointless sport. And 5. WOMAN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, OR IN BED SUCKIN A FAT DONG.
Every single girl at Killingly High School needs to shut the fuck up about field hockey because its not even entertaining nor is it difficult.
by Puckmaster November 8, 2012
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