surly drunk

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.

He’s such a surly drunk.

by DarkLight107 March 8, 2019

Wonder drunk

Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.

John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.

by Missamybb8 April 24, 2019

Pussy Drunk

When the pussy grip so much ( usually after a substantial amount of rounds) it has a drowsy after effect, and you feel kinda drunk…..PUSSY DRUNK

i just fucked my girl and now im pussy drunk

by Bi penis11 November 23, 2022

Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

by babybird! December 17, 2008

Community drunk

One who masterbates with his dad

Dude. I heard Ryan is a community drunk

by FlaminPickles July 1, 2009

belligerently drunk

When you split a half gallon of Jack Daniels with a friend and then you're so fucked up you twerk outside of your dorm at 4am.

Mary Jane and I fucked shit up last night when we got belligerently drunk.

by Bob squad June 23, 2016

totally drunk slut wannabe

A girl who fakes drinking pretends like she is drinking when no one is looking so she has an excuse to get on more than one guy every night.

Jackie is a totally drunk slut wannabe of Mariah who doesnt drink, but pretends she is wasted out of her mind at parties so she has an excuse to act "drunk" and hook up with more than one guy.

by youdeservethismofo June 11, 2006