Death

The cold timeless embrace of eternity and all consuming apathy. The end of existence, incomprehensible in the truest meaning of the word. A fate so dismal the most ancient of philosophers sought to explain away its all consuming approach.

Also, you get taxed for it.

The act of embracing death; to become dead, to die.

*Doctor*: You're dying.

*Patient*: *Speechless horror*

*Doctor*: Drink?

or

*Doctor*: You've kept your body in perfect shape, ate right, and worked out more efficiently than we thought anyone could. You're family is beautiful and well-established. Did I mention you're incredibly healthy? But that brings us to do the bad news, you're dying of nothing.

*Patient*: What?!

*Doctor*: What, you think you can win life or something? Drink?

by The Ukearchy August 19, 2010

Death Pout

The equivalent of a death glare, only with a more playful tone to it.

Person 1: I forgot the coffee.
Person 2: How could you! -death pout-

by Zynic March 10, 2011

deather

A person who believes that Osama bin Ladin was not killed, and that President Obama announced he was dead to increase his approval ratings.

When birthers were given the proof they so vehemently hoped didn't exist, deathers were soon born.

by dysfam May 25, 2011

Deathball

A game played with two or more people involving a sock, rubbing alcohol, and a lighter. One person ties the sock in a ball, while another douses it in alcohol. Light the ball and play catch. Play until you are the last person without third degree burns.

"Man, that was an epic game of Deathball last night!"

"Yeah, try telling that to the guy with blisters all over his hands"

by Danger124 September 27, 2012

Death by Lethal Erection

Death that is caused by the use or misuse of erectile dysfunction medication.

This may be the result of the user overdosing on the medication or by having a severe reaction to said medication.

The corpse may, or may not, still have an erection after death, dependent on when the corpse is found.

"Did you hear about John? He took 5 Viagra tablets causing death by lethal erection. Such a shame, you could still see a lump in the crotch region as he was taken out in a body bag."

by kritikal November 7, 2012

DEATHCORE

Deathcore band is a mixture of death metal and metalcore there's metal bands that used breakdown but that's metal breakdown there's difference deathcore breakdown have bass drop

List of deathcore Band : Suicide silence, carnifex etc
Tech deathcore: rings of Saturn, within the ruins etc
Tech brutal deathcore: knights of the abyss, Burning the masses, hound of Hades,at the throne of judgment etc
Melodic deathcore: as Blood runs black, Blessed the child, nochaa etc
Symphonic/black deathcore: winds of plague, Make them suffer (early) etc
Experimental deathcore: interrupting cow Etc
Brutal deathcore: misericordiam, waking the cadaver etc

by Dr Moscow DVDBOX360 December 9, 2018

death walk

When lead singer of Panic! At The Disco Brendon Urie walks through the audience of his live shows while singing Death of a Bachelor to interact with fans

(the death walk might stop do to fans kissing and licking him)

At the concert last night I hugged Brendon during the "death walk" it was the best experience of my life!
Wow really I wish I could've gone!

by Sinner February 2, 2019