coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

by lol893 July 8, 2024

coffeeritation

That feeling you get when you have a sudden desire for coffee, notice you have some left in your cup, do that aroused "OH YES!" sound, then take a sip and are irritated, because the coffee is cold.

Dayum bruh, the coffeeritation is real! Need new coffee! NOW!

by Bastian86 September 13, 2024

Coffee Ice Scramble

Ice scramble, also known as iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that is believed to have originated in Iloilo. It is a popular street food made of shaved ice and evaporated milk, and is often topped with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and candy sprinkles.

Coffee Ice Scrambled originated in Iloilo City on February 3, 2025 with Mariano Lopez Arenas as the inspiration.

by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 3, 2025

Cuffered

To commit to too much and overburden yourself)

“I cuffered myself by applying to too many jobs.”

by PersonallyIncoherence February 18, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: people whose mental functionality in the morning starts only after 🤔 they've had their coffee

If you cannot function in the mornings w/out your coffee...you're coffee-functional. Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 3, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee

Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 4, 2026

coffeemwork

Cooperative labors in a group of people to create and serve/deliver steaming cups of "jitter-joe".

Depending on your guests' liquid-libation preferences, it can take lots of dedicated TEAmwork and/or COFFEEmwork to keep da copious "staying awake" liquids flowin' freely!

by QuacksO March 12, 2026