cow cookie

Cow shit nugget ready 4 the boken 😋

Kicked a smelly cow cookie, then got hangry: talk about random!

by Strongblanco June 22, 2019

cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.

1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.

by QuartzEx April 23, 2018

Cow Pattie

When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs

The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie

by Basket1 May 22, 2025

Cow Folker

A: A guy or group guys who very neatly & too tightly dress up like cowboys to attract the opposite sex & or to give themselves a more macho persona then they have being their individual selves.

B: A Weekend Cowboy

person 1: "You want to go down to the row tonight?"
person 2: "It is a weekend so it is amature night."
person 1: "Oh, all the cow folkers will be up from phoenix"
person 2: "Wow, what some guys do for the va jay jay or for other guys, I'm not sure"

by ophora December 15, 2010

Holy cow

when i cow goes past the point of being a regular cow, he becomes the holy cow

"Omg is that a holy cow??" He said as he watched the cow slowly float to heaven

by im a pancake November 10, 2022

cow pawed

Left handed (English slang term)

Are you cow pawed?

by Dialecter January 23, 2017

trash cow

a trash cow is a person who generates unusually high profit margins, while at the same time being extremely trashy.

The fat, nasty hooker always made the most money, she was her pimp's trash cow.

by Dog Shit Mike August 30, 2013