Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.

"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.

by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020

Closet communist

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.

The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

skeech-clause

An individual who free loads and pot licks another individual's hard
work. Borrows stuff without the intention of giving back.

"Look, there's a Skeech-Clause. He is always skeeching for some
free shit."

"That dam skeech took my shit last week, I aint seen it since!"

by Cooter T. Bass October 22, 2008

mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs

Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause

by R9ckruff December 4, 2017

blue's clue's

Blue's clue's: a term used by those in murderedout EMPIRE 187™️ who don't smoke the Mexies and gets retarded more as In blued the fuck out stupid and jack or rob from people they shouldn't death certificate coming 💯💯

Aww look it's the two blue's clue's who robbed the wrong mother fucker now getting beat the fuck down

by anonymous June 1, 2021

This Dying Cause

American Rock and Roll band from about 2003 till 2005. Former "Last Name Heroes", "Our Last Hope", and short lived trio "Caulfield Killed Kennedy". Most popular during the rise of Pop-Punk, the era of Emo, and the rise of mainstream Hardcore and the modern indie scene. Strongly influenced by Taking Back Sunday, Alkaline Trio, classic rock, and Wilco. One studio recording containing 4 songs and a couple of collections of live, demo, and practice cds and tapes are in limited, in-the-know circulation.
This Dying Cause was:
Lauren- drums
Joni- Guitar
Guy- Bass
Randy- vocals/guitar
Bobby- vocals/guitar
(Band as of Demo recording)
Prior members-
Eric- drums
Zak- guitar
Jeff- drums
Subsequent members-
Brandon- bass/vocals
Internal conflict brought the band to cycle through members quickly, and eventually drove members apart.
The band plans a reunion in summer 2037, to celebrate its next scheduled release for We Make Records. In the mean time, several small and solo projects have emerged, Laurens being the most successful (Ministry of Love). Only Bobby and Randy continue to live close enough to gig and record, and much of it is available under the name 747. Heroin(e) is the only song so far to have seen reproduction. It is available on Possession is Theft, a collected work of Guy and Bobby from 2007.
There is no word on the whereabouts of several former members, and are probably dead, or in college.

This Dying Cause for Life!!!

by Bobby747 March 30, 2009

Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014