Chris McMullan

Monkey faced spunk guzzling little dwarf

Check out that "Chris McMullan" he's tiny and he looks like a little monkey

by Barry Monk April 21, 2010

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chris maggio

the hottest guy alive

damn on a scale from one to chris maggio ur definitely a chris maggio

by PIISSSHHHPOOOSSSHHH November 28, 2010

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chris Deford

Chris deford is a very pale kid who belongs on twilight hes fat and loves CODY

That Kid Was So Chris Deford

by 8745827154857 September 20, 2010

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Dirty Chris

A thick dick Navy man, loves a fat ass and is more loyal than anything you’ll find at the ASPCA. Sort of Italian.

Amber went out and got smashed by a dirty Chris last night. They live together now.

by Wordsnthings September 4, 2020

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An Individual who is constantly chained to his other half, has little or no self direction without his wench and is dressed like a doll and paraded around at shit may balls.

The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'

"Guys I can't go out to Scholars because my Girlfriend wants to spend time with me"

"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"

"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."

by Slater_AL October 18, 2012

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